“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers

“From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.” – Mabel Louise Robinson

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull

“The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.” – Mme. de Staël

“My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.” – Edith Wharton

“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” – Dereke Bruce

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams

“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.” – Author Unknown

“No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.” – Herman Melvill

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” – Author Unknown

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.” – Winston Pendelton

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” – Woodrow Wilson

“When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!” – David Starr Jordan

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” – Josh Billings

“A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.” – Author Unknown

“The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.” – Alphonse Toussenel

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” – Will Rogers

“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.” – Corey Ford

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.” – Phil Pastoret

“The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.” – Robertson Davies

“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” – O.A. Battista

“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” – Author Unknown

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones

“With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.” – Edward Jesse

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” – Dave Barry

“The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.” – Margo Kaufman

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.” – Robert Benchley

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner

“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.” – Ambrose Bierce

“Dogs are miracles with paws.” – Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

“Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.” – Holbrook Jackson

“I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren’t certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.” – George Bird Evans

“Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.” – Agnes Repplier

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras

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